Owrh'yearh ~
I shave my legs , I sit down to pee ,
I can justify any shopping spree .
Don't go to a barber or clubbing , but a beauty salon , I can get a massage without a hard-on .
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass , the size of my boobs .
My beauty is a masterpiece , and yes , it takes long . At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong .
I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost .
I never forget an important date . You just gotta deal with it , I'm usually late .
I don't watch movies with lots of gore .
Don't need instant replay to remember the score .
I won't lose my hair , don't get jock itch .
And just cause I'm assertive , don't call me a bitch . coz I'm still virgin , not like my enemies .
Don't say to your friends , oh yeah I can get her . In your dreams dear , I can do better .
Flowers are okay , but jewelery is best .
Look at ME , idiot , not at my chest .
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings , coz I'm sensitif . well~ U gotta call me , EMO !
I know when you are lying , you stare at the ceiling .
Don't call me a GIRL , a BABE , or a CHICK .
I am a LADY .. Don't you get it ?
